Absurd, bite-sized web-series The Everything Report (@TheEverythingReport on Instagram) features “Newscasters” Alex Koll & Becky Garcia swapping quick jokes about current events, Kevin Camia sharing his perspective like a clinically-depressed Andy Rooney, and Sean Keane covering everything sports with an often misplaced enthusiasm. It’s fake news…REAL fake news. Their companion live show includes standup, video, music and all the bad puns you know you love. $18, All Ages